Scrubs chink joke

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Scrubs chink joke


Turk faces the camera I can't believe I'm actually having fun! Can you really hear my heart if it--if it isn't in your ears? Indeed, the ear piece is still just hanging around J. He must smell my dead dog.

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Phone gps locator joke

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Phone gps locator joke


The iPhone's success has led to a decline in sales of high-end fashion phones and business-oriented smartphones such as Vertu and BlackBerry , as well as Nokia. An adult passenger wearing a seatbelt survived without serious injuries. When distracted driving entered the national consciousness a decade ago, the problem was mainly people who made calls or sent texts from their cellphones. Apple's sales surpassed that of Research in Motion 's Or they have teenagers with a driver's license. You can do it yourself.

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Macbeth knock knock joke

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Macbeth knock knock joke


If a man were porter of Hell Gate, he should have old turning the key. He was certainly pleased with these Triumphs in Learning more than if he had gained a victory in the field. Merry Wives of Windsor: Whereupon the Jesuit seeing that it was not in his force to divert him from that, upon which, to his seeming, his mind had so fully resolved, requested him yet, that he would the next morning at eight of the clock meet him in the same place again, and he would confer further with him. From its disreputable beginnings—as a formula for tasteless puns—the "Knock Knock" joke emerged to take the English-speaking world by storm.

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World record for most inside jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

World record for most inside jokes


This is because the non-clustered index record points to the old location of the index, so an extra IO might be needed to read the real location of the data row. Which means it's likely most of them were queuing round the block to be introduced to Harry's future wife. In an effort to reduce the numbers of this toad Australians sometimes also get the golfclubs out for a round of cane toad golf. Make sure you're not putting your kids in danger with these common hotel hazards. This record has been broken since then. A forwarding record is left in its place and points to the new location of the record. Check out this other gorgeous tree house , the most popular Airbnb in the world.

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Jokes quips and anecdotes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Jokes quips and anecdotes


Evie jokes about being this in Paranormalcy. This is a book about the creative process and the creative mind, with its fancies and magpie distractability, its excitements and sloughs of despond Direct Relief is a humanitarian nonprofit with a mission to improve the health and lives of people affected by poverty and emergencies. And killing a brother wizard with magic was nigh-well impossible on account of the layers of protective spells that any cautious wizard maintained about his person at all times. It usually embarrassed him in bars by sidling up to drinkers and terrorizing them into feeding it crisps. Never enter an arsekicking contest with a porcupine.

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Free funny mobile tones mp3

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Free funny mobile tones mp3


Cool Ringtone Cool ringtone provides you a platform where you can custom your ringtones easily without costing you any penny. Businessmen, students, scientists and almost everyone makes use of the mobile phone for information. Yes, its true, just like your favorite color, book, movie or food, your choice of ringtones too reflect your character and personality. In all, Myxer can be termed as a complete package of entertainment and it is stuffed with amazing and awesome features. Learn more Pick up free coupons to purchase Audio4fun products for special occasions.

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Funny racist dirty jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Funny racist dirty jokes


What do you call a Turk with a wooden leg? Thank you for voting! Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Pepper come in a can? What's the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple?

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Women stereotype jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Women stereotype jokes


The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny? So where does that leave American Jewish dads today? Sure, there are gorgeous girls everywhere in the world. Too many parents, eager to spare their offspring any distress or discomfiture, bail the kid out or make excuses for their behavior—which is bad for the kid in the long run. Groups that do not compete with the in-group for the same resources e.

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Policeman speeding joke

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Policeman speeding joke


Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Love Ma Primary school teacher: She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. The cop flags him over and walks up to the window and says, sir, I clocked you at 70 miles per hours and based on the car you are driving, I bet you don't have a drivers license. Remember Mick its worth 1 Million.

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Rude tennis jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Rude tennis jokes


The pastor asked her to come to the front. At what time of day was Adam born? A classified ad which read "Wife Wanted" received hundreds of responses, all from men saying "You can have mine. What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy? I did that piece in junior high. What's a accordion good for? With a tuba glue.

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